Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Balderdash... Yawn.. Yawn...

The media must be really missing statements from Fernando these days. With little being said, there is little to twist and turn and crochet into another stupid yarn of lies for the readers. So what do they do? Drag up old stories, insinuations, and then slap on it the question that need not even be asked... "Can Fernando Ever Rise to the Top Again?" (YES!) then, he gives the most obvious answer to that: "Only Time will Tell..." Whoo hoo! Excellent piece of journalism. You MUST be blushing with pride.

Am not even bothering to copy and paste the link to this article, but seriously - Mike Doodson, whoever you are, can you be MORE original?

The thing is, we are tired of old stories. Let me help you come up with some new storylines that could potentially be of interest to F1 readers.

- The future of Anthony Davidson and Takuma Sato (that has to be at LEAST a few pages worth of speculation that you could come up with.)

- How about surprising us with a re-cap of Barichello's career since he has HAD so many races under his belt?

- Oh, here's a nice thing to write about, since you are so into re-cap, let's look at the number of career wins that Lewis Hamilton has had, and include the mesmerising wins that he has had from the back of the grid? This from the wunderkind who *choked* and threw away his lead in the WDC standing. Seriously. You give the kid too much credit in terms of him affecting Fernando's performance last year.

- Oh I read something today, about Lewis Hamilton comparing himself to 90 year old Nelson Mandela... That HAS to be something to write about. Here's the suggested headline:

"Lewis Hamilton is the Next Nelson Mandela, because like Mandela, He TOO makes mistakes.."
If you want to put a spin to a story, at least do it with style - and use new materials please.

Rehashing the 2007 story is OLD. It's 2008. CATCH UP WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD!

Yawn ... Yawn... Yawn....

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